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Level
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Item Description
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Type
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Image
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Red Shirt
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N/A
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What do you know about bobo you dont know anything.
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Equip-Body
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Letter To General Quixote
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N/A
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lt starts off with, Good news! You're not crazy!
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Quest
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Small XP Boost
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N/A
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gffff
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Item
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Blue Shirt
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N/A
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100% Cotton.
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Equip-Body
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Skeleguard Skull
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N/A
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Darn this thing is thick
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Quest
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Turnip
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N/A
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Quest
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Killed Tomato
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N/A
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This tomato's homicidal days are over... but its salad days are just beginning
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Quest
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Jumbo Crab Claw
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N/A
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This thing is high-end buffet quality. Eat for 50 health.
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Item
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Tighty Off-Whities
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N/A
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They leave nothing to the imagination. incluiding the fact that you've obviously never heard of bleach.
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Equip-Legs
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Letter To The General
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N/A
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Quest
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Orders For Scout
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N/A
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Quest
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Hat Of Festivity
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N/A
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Equip-Head (Seasonal?)
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Note For Little Girl
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N/A
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Quest
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Pointy Stick
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N/A
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Equip-Weapon
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Giant Skull
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N/A
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Quest
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Adult Diapers
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1
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Handy for when stuff scares the crap out of you. Literally.
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Equip-Legs
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Evil Army Membership Card(V1.0)
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N/A
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Quest
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Evil Army Membership Card(V2.0)
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N/A
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Quest
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Zombeet
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N/A
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Quest
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Killinator Shades-Black
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N/A
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Equip-Face
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Killinator Shades-Red
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N/A
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Equip-Face
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Green Shirt
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N/A
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Equip-Body
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Pink Shirt
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N/A
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Equip-Body
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Green Trucker Hat
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N/A
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Equip-Head
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Fellowship Card
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N/A
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Equip-Item
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Morpheus Shades-Red
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N/A
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Woah. Red pill.g
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Equip-Face
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Premium Fellowship Card
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N/A
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Equip-Item
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FO Baseball Cap
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N/A
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Equip-Head
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Devil Horns
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N/A
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Equip-Head
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Eye Patch
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1
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Much cheaper than a glass eye, and as a bonus it doesn't actually require that you remove your eye.
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Equip-Face
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Scorpion Report
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N/A
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Quest
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Spicy Crab Meat Chunk
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N/A
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Quest
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Jug Of Rum
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1
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YoHoHO brand. It looks like make you go blind. But on the bright side it might make a good musical instrument when you're done.
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Item
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Fellowship Of The Ring
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N/A
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Equip-Ring
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Standard Lockpick
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N/A
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It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking take it with you.
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Weapon
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Small Torch
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N/A
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Offers a bit more light for 10 minutes.
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Item-Uses as Skill
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Health Insurance Card
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N/A
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I wonder if it covers calcium supplements
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Quest
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Gold Ring
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N/A
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Doesn't do anything. Except make a guy feel like crap when he has to pawn what looks like it was probably his wedding band.
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Item
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Rock Dust
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N/A
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Typically that's what happens when you defeat a rock.
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Item
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Dead Canary
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N/A
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Ewww.
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Item
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Gold Nugget
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N/A
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Gold I tells ya!
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Item
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Gold Skull Chunk
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N/A
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It looks like the left side of a skull, only it's made of gold. I guess you could use it as some sort of spoon?
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Item
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Alpha Halo
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N/A
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Thanks for helping out!
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Equip-Head
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Football & Shorts
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N/A
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Or yeah, soccer shorts and a soccer ball.
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Equip-Legs
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Nerd Specs
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N/A
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No tape on these! Yet.
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Equip-Face
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Silver Coronet
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N/A
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How dainty!
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Equip-Head
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Spider Guts
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N/A
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Eeewwwwww.
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Item
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Henching For Dummies
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N/A
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Table of Contents includes such gems as "Uniform Coordination" and "Attacking One at a Time".
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?
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Triploon
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N/A
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It's one-better than a dubloon.
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Item
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Gold Skull Jawbone
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N/A
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That's some underbite. Some of the people around here could probably use the teeth, though. No Noob Island school of dentistry, I guess.
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Item
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Pumpkin Mush
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N/A
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Not sure what else you were expecting when you slaughtered a pumpkin.
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Item
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Gas Mask
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1
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Protects you from rancid gas
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Equip-Face
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License Plate
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N/A
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Hmm... apparently, it's from a noob island crab-o-mobile. The number of it is "1337HAX". How the heck did it get here?
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Item
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Shark Tooth
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N/A
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DUN DUUN DUUUUUUUN!
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Item
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Oxygen Tank
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N/A
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An old, empty oxygen tank. I bet it's a few bucks at the pawn shop
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